January 2012
December 2011
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Reblog if you got your heart broken in 2011
FIRST 100!
looklike-barbie:
MUST FOLLOW:
be-real-bitch
be-real-bitch
AND
looklike-barbie
looklike-barbie
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20 will be promoted in 2 clean lists of 10 and 3 will be solo promoted! gooo x
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
when the person next to you magically has the...
camelswag:
mmm..i like yo pencil
When you hear your parents coming when you're not... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
