hermioneandarockeship: dreamingofdollopheads: shavingryansprivates: i hope fandom bloggers realize they actually make up a tiny minority of tumblr users and that nobody in any commercial industry actually gives a shit about them i hope the hipster bloggers realise that basically every single one of their blogs is pretty much exactly the same
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
foreverjesy: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch i failed all these tests
ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
commanderinqueef: it should rain hash browns
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
welcometohiddlehell: crumpetmarypoppinstea: twiliprincess: is it bad that i’ve watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference for when i have daughters because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
pantere: oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives forever drunk. this says a lot about australia
peoplefkingsuck: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did.. AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she...
connuh: i always wondered how mice made these holes
sinidentidades: People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence. People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence. People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.
spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago” the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
shutupaubrey: you: me:
notpeeta: is shipping a sport? because i get injuries from it in my heart
guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
pizza: graffeti: i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!